February 13th, 2012 at 10:43PM
All this page says is “With military honors.” -From “freddy the rat perishes” in Archy and Mehitabel by Don Marquis

All this page says is “With military honors.”

-From “freddy the rat perishes” in Archy and Mehitabel by Don Marquis

(via misanthropistextraordinaire)

  1. jordie3 reblogged this from cheesequake and added:
    How my sex life is like an asparagus salad with manchego cheese and serrano ham I will probably never know.
  2. indieanpride reblogged this from arrogios and added:
    Peel bananas, cut them into one-inch pieces and keep them in turmeric water. GOD NO PLEASE D:
  3. whatsgoodisnotagreeting reblogged this from parawhore07 and added:
    whatsgoodisnotagreeting “If cyclohexane were planar, it would have bond angles of 120 degrees.” —> do textbooks count?...
  4. pourquoi-pas reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    “But the Prince, as if sensing her strange confusion, kissed her full on the mouth before mounting his horse, and said...
  5. boodlesandtonicplz reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    When I arrived I found one...his first American students was there, receiving some...
  6. cheesequake reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    I have to stop doing this shit at work. “As you saw earlier, the UBound function returns the highest subscript (element...
  7. whatcouldthatmean reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    “For $10,000.00” from Boggs: A Comedy of Values
  8. strandedandstarryeyed reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    I kid you not, the Food Lover’s Companion. first line was the definition of beans. #my life
  9. mildlyamused reblogged this from fuzzyphiltrum and added:
    “Good enough.” From Atlantis God
  10. themaverickdisorder reblogged this from truthinadvertising and added:
    This time it was Mockingjay “So well intended, and yet so insulting.” ;_;
  11. truthinadvertising reblogged this from burnschapter and added:
    I have the Hobbit. “Others said “These parts are none to well known, and too near the mountains.” Well….that doesn’t...
  12. fuzzyphiltrum reblogged this from alliebloechl and added:
    “The rest of the dismembered body is left to the animals.” The Hour of Our Death
  13. alliebloechl reblogged this from burnschapter and added:
    “After that he remembered nothing” LOL NICE. Game of Thrones
  14. burnschapter reblogged this from cantspellitout and added:
    Inkheart. “They had unwrapped the book.” kinky.
  15. cantspellitout reblogged this from moriartyisourking and added:
    Wow. The book was Pope Joan. “No, no, no.” Figures…
  16. parawhore07 reblogged this from yongweitheposer and added:
    “He is eight years old.” JESUS CHRIST
  17. yongweitheposer reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “That might or might...be drug-related.”
  18. viikoz reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “don’t take it personal”
  19. gab3haz3 reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    “Mistress”…disturbingly accurate >_>
  20. lemuralio reblogged this from partywithmyself and added:
    “I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.” Full of one-night stands, maybe?
  21. 0mnipotent-0ne reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid
  22. partywithmyself reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    LOL Mine says: “There are no stories about them, but they are often seen on Greek vases.”
  23. im-a-bad-kid reblogged this from thisisbaileystumblr
  24. thisisbaileystumblr reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    second sentence is also hilarious.
  25. almightyjeri reblogged this from phemiec and added:
    “A golden halo of radiance around the recipient’s body” WAT
  26. fromthemiddleoftheocean reblogged this from cudeinyourpants and added:
    The shift in shade is no doubt an attempt to stay abreast of the capricious fashion trends of the Capitol.
  27. linguisticnativity reblogged this from athiefofspace and added:
    “Continuing the previous example, if three parts are selected at random, what is the probability that the first two are...
  28. sage-the-world reblogged this from koschei-the-deathless and added:
    “People seem to like whistles.” Ok
  29. bluemoonbutterfly reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    Seriously, it was a Math book...it says something about switching the bounds
  30. blackcannonball reblogged this from littlewaysaway and added:
    “It’s always Joan of Arc or Christopher Columbus or Billy the Kid.”
  31. xtremecatlady reblogged this from padfootwantsatummyrub and added:
    “So well intended,...yet so insulting,” Gal whispers in my ear. wow…..no comment
  32. animals-delight reblogged this from emmelinewei and added:
    This is from my math book: Tyrell is ordering cat food online. WELP
  33. emmelinewei reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    if you don’t help, the matter will get worse i see.
  34. coblynaurisen reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “These fluctuations periodically spit out elementary particle pairs, which exist for time intervals so short that we...
  35. spetharrific reblogged this from ardentsonata and added:
    “Suppose we agree to drop ‘Aristotle’ and use, say, ‘the teacher of Alexander,’ then it is a necessary truth that the...
  36. reefkichards reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    “Elizabeth (a little loftily): I have no—” LoLDSKFJHSDFKJ
  37. mast100 reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    ” in a group have a bigger, more attractive impact than three in a group” -gardening book
  38. thearchways reblogged this from pandamanic and added:
    “Halo weapons.” AHAHAHAHHAHAHSJDHFJBDHJFBHG
  39. dizylizy reblogged this from buying-lying-denying and added:
    “It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.” ………thanks, Goblet of Fire. Thanks.
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